ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 389,299 notes
fuckingrapeculture:

[ATTENTION:
When a customer orders a Happy Meal, you must ask, “Will that be a My Little Pony toy or a Skylanders toy?”. We will no longer refer to them as “boy or girl” toys. Managers will be performing follow ups on our new order taking procedures. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Thank you,
Lorena.]
artisansoulleader:

jesuotaku:

rivirambles:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

Wendy’s is doing the same thing.
Will wonders never cease.

Reblogging this because it keeps showing up on my dash and I keep not-quite raining on the parade, but it seems like everyone thinks this means something different than it does, so I guess I’ll rain on it a little bit.I’m afraid this motion has nothing to do with conquering the gender binary or whatever Tumblr is really happy about to be reblogging it so heavily. It’s not about making little children feel like they can get whichever toy they prefer. It’d be nice if it was, but I’d be shocked if that was the case.No, the girl toy here is a My Little Pony. Which means that the *real* reason for this notice is that a bunch of bronies, as there are bajillions of photos and videos of them doing, are coming into fast food restaurants and buying several happy meals. They threw pissy fits when asked if they wanted the “boy or girl” toy, insisting that My Little Pony isn’t for girls or whatever, again, only saying this because of overwhelming evidence that bronies do this shit. Management eventually has enough of it, asks employees to just ask if people want Skylanders or My Little Pony so they won’t have any more disgusted bronies getting mad that their precious fandom is targeted at crappy dumb little girls.
So the short version is: this little paper unfortunately means the exact opposite of what you think it means, socially speaking. It was put up because grown-ass men get all pissy when it’s suggested that they like a thing for girls.
Proof: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04/editorial-how-to-buy-mcdonalds-ponies.html <— this was posted on the net’s biggest brony hive on April 10, 2014. So yeah, this is sadly not about anything else but how awful bronies are, sorry.

Fuck bronies!

fuckingrapeculture:

[ATTENTION:

When a customer orders a Happy Meal, you must ask, “Will that be a My Little Pony toy or a Skylanders toy?”. We will no longer refer to them as “boy or girl” toys. Managers will be performing follow ups on our new order taking procedures. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Thank you,

Lorena.]

artisansoulleader:

jesuotaku:

rivirambles:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

Wendy’s is doing the same thing.

Will wonders never cease.

Reblogging this because it keeps showing up on my dash and I keep not-quite raining on the parade, but it seems like everyone thinks this means something different than it does, so I guess I’ll rain on it a little bit.

I’m afraid this motion has nothing to do with conquering the gender binary or whatever Tumblr is really happy about to be reblogging it so heavily. It’s not about making little children feel like they can get whichever toy they prefer. It’d be nice if it was, but I’d be shocked if that was the case.

No, the girl toy here is a My Little Pony. Which means that the *real* reason for this notice is that a bunch of bronies, as there are bajillions of photos and videos of them doing, are coming into fast food restaurants and buying several happy meals. They threw pissy fits when asked if they wanted the “boy or girl” toy, insisting that My Little Pony isn’t for girls or whatever, again, only saying this because of overwhelming evidence that bronies do this shit. Management eventually has enough of it, asks employees to just ask if people want Skylanders or My Little Pony so they won’t have any more disgusted bronies getting mad that their precious fandom is targeted at crappy dumb little girls.

So the short version is: this little paper unfortunately means the exact opposite of what you think it means, socially speaking. It was put up because grown-ass men get all pissy when it’s suggested that they like a thing for girls.

Proof: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04/editorial-how-to-buy-mcdonalds-ponies.html <— this was posted on the net’s biggest brony hive on April 10, 2014. So yeah, this is sadly not about anything else but how awful bronies are, sorry.

Fuck bronies!

1 hour ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 134,433 notes
5 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 4,477 notes

graceinitiatessarcasm:

THIS BLOODY CAST <3333

5 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 8,392 notes

#’and just so you know before we drift that notebook filled with mr mako mori is totally a joke haha’

6 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 28,054 notes

sarazarr:

blue-author:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

Oh internet you are so full of dark and light I just don’t even know what to make of you sometimes!

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 86,284 notes
My heart is an unmade bed;
it might look messy, but I swear
it’s a safe place to rest.
-

Moriah Pearson  (via thelostdeer)

(via dahrayyrayy)

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 9,476 notes

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 448 notes

When you’re sick, you either cannot eat a single bite or you want to eat everything on the face of the planet.

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 1 note

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 104,675 notes

lamegamer:

video games need to stop fucking me up

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 1,886 notes
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 112,044 notes

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 74,189 notes
Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 74,973 notes
2turnt

LIVING ON THE EDGE, BB

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
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